I used to believe that a man's penis was carrot shaped.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that the oddly-shaped clouds were made from oddly-shaped sheep— Dickson
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I used to believe that gay sex involved a man sticking his penis inside another man's penis.Anon
- I used to believe that gay guys had sex by sticking their penis in the other's penis.— Fanbrat
- My Little sister used to believe that everyone had unique shaped genetalierAnon
- when i was a kid, I used to think that butterfly shaped pasta could fly and I didn't eat it.— Sabrina in Italy