For some number of years, my mother had my brother and I convinced that the preparation of meatloaf required that we clean up all the leaves in the yard and give them to her. No, really. There were little green leaf-looking bits in the red sauce of the meatloaf, and we thought it was due to our diligent efforts.
On becoming a little older, I thought to ask why she needed a whole giant trash bag full of dried-out brown fall leaves just to put a sprinkling of green leaf stuff on the meat. So now we just have it with gravy.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- When I was about seven, I was utterly convinced that chickens had leaves and trees had feathers.— Confused
- my friend thought that the film 'the hulk' was about the jolly green giant from the sweetcorn adverts.— patticus
- When I was a kid I thought that the wind was caused by the trees fanning their leaves...— GDP
- My Wifes dad used to tell her that if she ate the dark lumpy bits in the instant gravy she would die!!— Okse
- My visual representation of GOD was Mr Clean wearing a white robe... but his skin was a green/yellowish color.— Ryan Williams
- When I was younger, I used to think that barney was a giant purple and green puppy!Anon