I used to think that I could pee standing up just like a boy could. I tried once...let's just say that there was a big mess to clean up after that.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that since guys peed while standing up, then they must poo while standing up too.— Stupid girl
- When I was little my sister told me that if I put a C.D. in the wrong case, it would mess up the C.D.'s songs.— Torrie
- To clean the goldfish you put washing up liquid into its bowl.— Sev
- i used to believe that the "coin wash" was to clean my dirty pennies.— rmutt
- My grandpa and mom both used to tell me that if I didn't clean behind my ear that potatoes would grow there. — Bryan M.
- I used to believe that if I didn't clean my ears that carrots would grow inside.— Gilian