When I was little, I saw a picture in an encyclopedia drinking milk from a wolf's breasts. Around the same time, I had heard my dad telling a Helen Keller joke. Wondering why somebody would do such odd things (you've heard them all), I came to the conclusion that Helen Keller must've been raised by wolves. I thought this was the case until I was about 17 years old.
A childhood belief about history

others believed things like this
- I believed that I had a fake right big toe, having lost my real one in the plug holder (thanks Helen!)— Mike
- When I first started to develop my breasts I thought it meant I was producing milk— trisha
- i used to beleive when you drank milk your breasts would get bigger so i used to look down at them afterwordsAnon
- whenever i heard a melody, i thought it stuck in my stomach when i heard it in my mindAnon
- I used to believe that milk was what cows peed. Never stopped me from drinking it though!
— Reuben - The first time i heard of someone getting fired from a job, i thought that they were actually set on fire.Anon