My son once told me he saw a policeman. I replied "where did you see the police officer?" He replied that he was not a police officer because he had a car. I said "what do you mean?" Police officers don't have a car because they work in the "office".
A childhood belief about work

others believed things like this
- I wanted to be a police officer as a kid because I believe police officer's couldn't die.— Sam
- I used to believe police officers can't get arrested.— Anonymous
- I thought the song "Karma Police" was actually saying "call the police" before I learned the title— Alberto Richardson
- When I used to see the sign 'police accident' I thought it meant that a police car had crashed.Anon
- When I was a little kid. I thought that police officers were a gang of mean people who bullied others.— LOOL
- I believed that traffic lights had police officers inside them, turning the lights on and off...— CrowHeart