i saw a condom packet on the internet and thought that its one of those wipes they use to clean stuff. I thought that you wipe your penis with it before having sex!
A childhood belief about condoms

others believed things like this
- When I was little I thought a condom was short for condominiam Anon
- When I was about 6 years old, I thought "condom" was short for "condominium!"— Confused Child
- I used to think that you could get arrested for having a packet of Rizla's that had bits torn off the top...— Patch
- I used to believe that Internet banking printed money out of the printer in our home like an ATM. Anon
- I believed if I let my dog lick my face and didn't wipe off the slobber, that I would turn into a dog myself.— robyn
- for my first Internet year, i believe all the ".ca" sites stands for Calif State websites.— ray cheng