Being one who easily gets to the 'mad dash for the restroom' point when I find something really funny and one who just has to run to the restroom a lot in general, I was convinced that guys had a huge advantage in this department; I thought they could just kink their penises like lawn hoses, thereby stopping the flow until able to get to a restroom! Um, my first serious boyfriend in college kindly let me know the truth about this. I was like 19 or 20 at the time. Thanks, Matt!
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing
others believed things like this
- When I was 5, I thought the "restroom" was actually a place you went to take a nap. Anon
- I used to believe that if you ate while going to the restroom, you would die. — Patrick H Wright
- When I was a kid, I thought you could get arrested if you accidently walked into the wrong restroomAnon
- When I was a kid, I used to believe that females never went to the restroom, farted,or burped.— michael
- I thought a major general is more powerful than just a general (which still kind of makes sense to me)— Demond
- I convinced my boyfriend that paprika flavored crisps were made from donkeys...he was 20 at the time.Anon