i saw one of the national lampoon's family vacation movies when i was like 5 and chevy chase told someone to "kiss my ass" and i was confused as to why he would want someone to do that.
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that "sue" meant murder, so in movies when someone is getting sued I got really confused— I don't know
- My big brother told me that if you peed in the pool, it would turn purple and chase you.— Elizabeth
- My sister told me that if I could kiss my elbow I would change into a boy. I never disproved her on this.— Aussie
- when was little i used to believe that if you won the grand national you would become prime ministerAnon
- I used to think my birthday was a national holiday and the whole world celebrated it— アノン
- I used to think actors in movies sometimes had to actually die to make the movies look real.— Dero