My son was singing something to the tune of "La Cuckaracha", but it didn't quite sound right. I thought I'd teach him a little something and I said, "Do you know what La Cuckaracha means?". He looked at me funny and said, "Croctch?". All this time he had been singing, "Cro-o-o-o-othca! Cro-o-o-o-tcha!"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think that the sound after the toilet was flushed was ladies singingAnon
- I used to believe that the video clip are realized in one time and the singers are singing with to the music Anon
- That song that goes:
I'll never let you go...
I thought he was singing:
Another machine gun...
Haha.— Kelle - The buckinghams song "kind of a drag", i always thought they were singing, "Canada Dry"— bobbybobby
- My daughter thought Paul McCartney was singing "Hey Dude" instead of "Hey Jude". Anon
- When Madonna sang "let the choir sing" in "Like a Prayer", I thought she was singing "love by proxy"— Kristen