I wedge a wise pants to the clags of the pendited forks of basamia and to the pooblis for picket signs one baiton under frog with indecency and a straw.
that was funny when I said that over the PA systed ha ha ha
A childhood belief about the pledge

others believed things like this
- i used to believe the proverbial "straw that broke the camels back" was a drinking straw. sadly, i was 23. — jennie kay
- Having seen enough red octagonal STOP signs in my time, I used to look out for green circular GO signs.— Gary
- Through second grade I always concluded the pledge with '...indivisible, with liberty and just a straw.'— George
- I used to beleive that a straw would float in soda because a little invisible elf would hold it up.— Mike
- Thanks to my grandmother, I used to believe that my belly button was where Jesus blew me up with a straw.— Michele
- I used to believe that Jesus and all of the wise men lived under my bed. — wuteve