I pedge a weej pants to the clag of the retired states of basoonia and for the retarted under richard sandz one nation under frogs indecent with livery and just ice for all.
I was a real slow kid. ha ha ha (i still say this to myself)
A childhood belief about the pledge

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that every nation in the world were states of U.S.A. . Sometimes I still do.Anon
- I used to believe that America was one of the states of the United States.— Limor
- I used to think that retarded was the same word as retired.Anon
- I used to think "from which it stands" was "for Richard Stans".
— cobra - i thought fog had something to do with frogsAnon
- I used to think that One nation, under god, indivisible was invisible— Aeris