When I was little, around 2 or 3, Nirvana's "Come As You Are" was pretty popular. For parts of the song, he sings "Memory-a". Well, my dad, being the clever guy he is, told me he was actually saying "Amberina" My name is Amber, and I always thought he was singing about me. It wasn't until I was about 12 or 13 when I looked up the lyrics and learned the truth.
I like my version better
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- We had a male cat that wasn't neutered. I thought his testicles were just the cat version of a butt.— Robyn
- I used to believe that God looked like an enormous version of "Woody" from the Toy Story series.— Ryan
- That song that goes:
I'll never let you go...
I thought he was singing:
Another machine gun...
Haha.— Kelle - My mum always thought the lyrics to macy grays song was i try to say goodbye to my chook.— alana
- The buckinghams song "kind of a drag", i always thought they were singing, "Canada Dry"— bobbybobby
- When I first heard the song "Constant Craving" by KD Lang, I thought she was singing "God save gravy."Anon