These aren't nessicarily mine but...
My mom has this song, 'Mas tecila' or something like that, and after a while my brother started singing it. Only he sang, 'mas tequitos'. I thought the same song was, 'Mashed potatoes'. Opps...
Also my boyfriend's brother was singing a song one day that's called something like, 'Snake bite en-ter my ve-i-ns', but he was singing, 'Snape (like in harry potter) bite into my rad-i-a-tor.'
We all have hearing problems.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- That song that goes:
I'll never let you go...
I thought he was singing:
Another machine gun...
Haha.— Kelle - The buckinghams song "kind of a drag", i always thought they were singing, "Canada Dry"— bobbybobby
- In Prince's song "I Would Die for You" I used to think he was singing "Apple Dapple do!" — Sara
- When I first heard the song "Constant Craving" by KD Lang, I thought she was singing "God save gravy."Anon
- When I first heard Matt Monro's song "Born Free," I thought he was singing "Porn Free."Anon
- Remember the old Tubes song "White Punks on Dope". Thought they were singing "White Folks are Dumb"
— WailerMan