My Mom would explain large gatherings of birds on the telephone wires as "they are having church service - they are just waiting for their pastor to show up"
I always felt sorry for the birds, because sometimes they would still be sitting there when we were on the way home from our church - and that had been unbearably long for me...imagine those poor things having to sit there even longer.
I was always wondering which one was the pastor - i would have thrown a rock at it...
A childhood belief about birds

others believed things like this
- I used to think that church songs were pop music. Well, we did sing them in church every week...— Roxy
- My fiance was in church as a kid and he saw the Vicar of the church and asked his Mum if it was God.— Andys fiancee
- I used to believe that bird perched on telephone wires to keep their feet warmAnon
- i used to think flies were little birds!— unforgiv3n
- I used to believe that birds subsisted on bread.— C.C.
- Birds in the sky would come down and attack me with their beaks.— Bianca