Masturbation would make me pregnant.
A childhood belief about getting pregnant

others believed things like this
- That masturbation would make you blind— NN
- I used to believe that eating too many tomatoes could make you pregnant.— Mariah
- i used to believe that only humans got pregnant by having sex. sheep just magically became pregnant.— Lucy
- I thought Pink's "You make me sick" was "you make me sick, you make me look like a candlestick" LOL— Rice
- When I was younger I asked my parents:
"If bees make honey, do flys make marmalade?"— Mike - I used to believe that the saying "2 wrongs don't make a right" was "2 wongs don't make a white"Anon