I can't help but to crack up every time I think of my best co-worker friend running around the resturant singing( Paul Simons song?)" What are you gonna do when your' LIPS' are gone"! I believe the right word is "LOOKS"!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- My daughter thought Paul McCartney was singing "Hey Dude" instead of "Hey Jude". Anon
- My mates Mum used to think Paul Weller was singing about "Eating Trifles" instead of "Eton Rifles"— Sean
- for my little sis -
Paul McCarty song "Band on the Run" but when she sang it it was "Man has the Runs"Anon - When I was little I believed that when I put lipstick on my lips, the lips grew.— Alba Águila Castelló
- when i was little
i always thought that McDonld's was a 5 star resturant.— B* - That song that goes:
I'll never let you go...
I thought he was singing:
Another machine gun...
Haha.— Kelle