When i was younger (around 2 maybe) my parents would always sing that "shake your booty song" and thier like heather, heather, where's your booty?
i put my hands up to my chest adn i i rubbed my hands on me. i was so used to hearing my mom call her chest a *boobie* that i heard wrong.
at 13 years old they still joke on me about that, it's soo embarresing!!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I belived that when I took a crap, my turd(s) would turn into snakes and bite my booty.— Butters.
- I used to think that if a gorilla pounded its chest it liked you.Anon
- i used to believe that a mortgage was a big pirates chest that my mom and dad used to keep in the attic. — lou
- My grandad used to tell me that if i ate tripe, then it would put hairs all over my chest Anon
- I thought that the song "Hands off she's mine" by The English Beat was actually saying "Anton, she's my aunt"— Nate
- My mum always told me to stop chewing my hair or else i would get a hairy chest! hee, hee! x— Kirsty