As a young child, one of my friends and i decided for some reason, that all teachers turned into telephone poles at night. we asked our sports teacher if this was true. one night, while driving along, we noticed that one of the poles only had one light working and decided this must be our teacher, as she only had one eye, having lost the other in to a squash ball.
A childhood belief about teachers
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that telephone poles grew out of the ground.— Jennifer (the blonde)
- I used to believe a mile was the distance between telephone poles.— Allegra
- For years and years I thought telephone poles grew.— Maureen
- When I was in kindergarten, I used to believe that they locked the teacher's in the teacher's lounge at night.Anon
- i used to think that at night all of my teachers turned into my soft toys so they could keep and eye on me.— paranoid
- I used to believe that the teacher's lounge was where the teachers went to make out.— Julia