My friend Kitty used to think a hand-job was when you stuck your index finger in the guys pee hole. Thank goodness her boyfriend had very strong morals. . .
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that If I stuck my finger really far inside of my belly button I could touch my insides.Anon
- I used to believe that if I bit my finger nails, a hand would grow in my stomach. Anon
- that if you stuck out your tongue at your mother, your hand would stick up out of the grave when you died.— Elaine. London
- I used to believe that a half moon was gods finger nail, and his finger was pointing downwards.— clo
- once me and my friend stuck her mums tampons up are butts thinking that you didnt have to poo— ha ha ha ha
- I thought that to breastfeed, a woman had to poke a hole in her nipple (like the hole in a bottle nipple).— Imani B.