When I was little I demanded sugar on my cereal. My dad told me that someday I'd be eating my cereal without it and I thought that he meant it would one day become illegal to sprinkle table sugar on rice krispies. What he actually meant was that when I got older my tastes might change and I might actually like unsweetened cereal. I lived in fear of the day that I could be arrested for adding sugar to my cereal.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I used to think that when you poured milk into your cereal, the cereal multiplied.— Allen
- adding too much sugar to foods would give you "sugar worms"...
Anon - When I was a kid I believed that if I ate cereal I would be a cereal killer.Anon
- I used to think that serial killers were "cereal killers" and would kill you by poisoning you cereal.— Jello
- I thought that a "sugar daddy" was a father who let his kids eat all the sugar they wanted.Anon
- My mum told me that if I ate sugar from the sugar bowl I'd get worms.— QueenB