when I was young, I use to tell my daddy that there was this monster that lived in tree underground and that he would eat bad girls. and the good girls would be the slaves.
A childhood belief about monsters

others believed things like this
- I thought that the difference between girls and boys was that girls have teeth.
Anon - All the people that lived in Scotland were girls— The Ice Cream Sandwich Monster
- I used to belief that mermaids lived in underground drains. Anon
- I used to believe that a morman was a scary person who lived underground(actually called a moleman).— Mike
- I used to think it was possible for girls to pee standing up. I even tried.Anon
- I used to believe that girls pee was in their poop, because they have no penis.— s