I was never allowed to say the word "fart" as a kid, so my brother and I had to say "boop".
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that Marilyn Monroe and Betty Boop were the same person.— Madame Butterfly
- Up until 8th grade or so, I was convinced that I invented the word "Fart"— Jonah
- My brother once told me that if you burp and fart at the same time, you'd explode— Aubrey
- My mum told my older brother that dogs weren't allowed in London.— Fiz
- I used to believe if you fart hard enough you can fly— Bob
- I used to believe that when you fart, your tummy was breathing!— Nicholas Orsmond