</i>I was told as a child that if you ate bannans you would grow a tail and become a monkey. I didn't eat any but I sure fed a lot of them to my little brother since I wanted a monkey.
A childhood belief about dangerous food

others believed things like this
- My father used to call soya sauce "monkey blood". I didn't even consider tasting it for years!— Me
- when i was a kid i used to believe the monkey could speak— killian
- i used to think that kiwis were monkey eggs— alyssa
- I used to think monk was short for monkey.Anon
- When i was 5, i thought that bananas were monkey poop.— jade-isabelle
- when ever i ate broccoli i thaught the monkey from Lion King was in there— Simon