When I was four years old and naked in my bedroom, my moher entered and I asked her where babies came from. She pointed to my penis and said, "From inside there." Over the next two years I thought I would have to carry a baby inside my penis if I ever became pregnant. So I avoided any kind of contact with girls on the playground at nursery school and kindergarten. Later, in the 1st grade, my best friend told me the true fact of life. I was shocked and then relieved.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that gay sex involved a man sticking his penis inside another man's penis.Anon
- In first grade a boy told me that he could see girls naked with his microscope lens. I beleived it for years.— Jeanette
- I thought that when gay men had sex they did it by one penis going inside the other! — AA
- I once asked a friend if test-tube babies had bellybuttons or not.
I was eighteen years old.Anon - I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I used to believe that girls pee was in their poop, because they have no penis.— s