I believed that if I prayed hard enough to Jesus for my gay best friend, God would make him turn straight and marry me. Today, I look back on this and laugh.
A childhood belief about prayers

others believed things like this
- I believed if I prayed for the Devil, he would start being good for God. — Jackie
- I once told a friend of mine that if you held in a smelly burp, it'd turn into a fart. She believed me.Anon
- i used to believe if i eat fish it would turn my stomach into a fishtank and make me turn into glass.Anon
- Until I was around 9 or 10 I believed that a woman was only allowed to marry a man who was older than her. — Rose
- I thought Jesus was made up to make kids behave.Anon
- I used to think making straight A's in school was literally writing A's straight. Anon