when i was younger i was taking a shower with my mom and i saw the hair on her vagina and i started crying and told her that the was a hairy monster attacking her vagina
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- My mum always told me to stop chewing my hair or else i would get a hairy chest! hee, hee! x— Kirsty
- i used to believe that pee came out of the vagina— Janey
- i used to believe that if someone take his bath with a hair shampoo, their body will become hairy.— roslin
- i used to believe that a penis was the same as a vagina except really long— *stupid*
- I don't know why or where I got this from, but when I was little, I referred to my vagina as my "goose". — StrangeLilGrrl
- i used to believe that if you have sex for too long, the penis would stay in your vagina— Angela