when i was little I believed that you got diarrhea because a little ninja was inside your butt, cutting up the poop really quickly and making it all come out
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- i used to think there were little mini oompa loompas inside of me that pushed the poop out of my buttAnon
- i used to think that your butt cheeks is where your poop was stored. Anon
- When I was a child I used to believe that there were two hands inside the TV making the cartoons move.Anon
- My nephew (age 7) thought tampons were plugs for diarrhea. Anon
- I used to beleive that little drawf men were inside each traffic light, making them change colors. — alisha
- I actually asked my mother if mixing girls' poop and boys' poop would cause an explosion.— kraine