i used to belive farting made me magic and i could fly with all the gas, but that didnt work
A childhood belief about farting
others believed things like this
- i used to belive that when it rained god was peeing and when it thundered he was farting!!! — Kristalyn
- My uncle once said that elves were really badchildren made to work in santa's work shop— Some guy
- I usedto belive that if you didnt have kids, you would never get old— Dessy
- I used to belive there were people under the traffic lights, otherwise they wouldn't work...Anon
- That blankets had some magic quality that made it so you could become warm and stay that way— Michael
- I used to think that farting was flarting. Anon