When I first heard the term "blow job," I knew it had to do with sex, and I thought Squidward (from spongebob) would stick his nose up.....girls....and literally blow out.
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A childhood belief about oral sex

others believed things like this
- when i first heard the term, "blowjob" I thought it had to do with those Blow Pop suckers — :P
- I used to think that if you didn't blow your nose and just sniffed the snot up, you head would blow up.Anon
- when i first heard the name "blow job",i thought the meaning of that word was blowing a snot out of your nose.— myuka
- I thought if i picked my nose too many times, my head would blow up.— i m a moron
- i used to believe that a blow job was when you got payed to blow up ballowns— blown away
- i used to thynk you could get pregnant by giving a blow job. i thought that waz the only type of sex.Anon