I used to believe my vagina was fake. I always thought I was a boy, I never knew boys had penises until I grew up.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to believe both boys and girls had penises so i thought sex was when they tied them together.Anon
- I used to think that hot dogs were made from boys' penises.— never eating hot dogs again
- When I was about six, I believed that boys had buttons on their penises--one for pee and the other for poop.Anon
- I never knew why boys had to lift up the toilet seat...until my friend told me that boys had bad aim.Anon
- I used to believe that little boys grew up to be girls and little girls grew up to be boys. — Darin
- When I was younger I thought men had two penises, one for peeing and one for having sex.Anon