In grade two i thought teachers were aliens who crash landed on earth millions of years ago and they pretended school was for getting a good education but they actually wanted to kidnap all the smartest kids and force them to be their slaves and fix their spce ship.
A childhood belief about teachers

others believed things like this
- I totally believed my siblings when they told me the family was aliens and had a space ship in the garage.— cully
- When I was in school i thought that teachers read scripts to say good moring blah blah blah— Corina
- i thought aliens would come to earth year 2000 because of a commercial were an alien ate a hot dog— ulle
- I believed that our teachers lived at school. They were teachers--they had no reason to leave :)(Anon
- I used to believe all the stars in the sky were really just aliens with flashlights shining them at Earth.— Lyssy
- when i first started school i thought the teachers lived in the school and slept on the tables.— emma