When I was a freshman in college, I had a very ignorant roommate. At one point she ran in the room from down the hall and yelled, "Do you know what a hummer is?" (Apparently she had just been told) I said "Yes, do you?" and she then proceeded to tell me it was when you hummed on a guy, which I assume was what the guys down the hall had told her. When I tried to correct her she actually argued with me, so I gave up. She was an idiot.
A childhood belief about sex

others believed things like this
- I thought Hall and Oates was Holland Oats.Anon
- I used to believe that the duo Hall & Oats were farmers. Why else would they name themselves "Haulin' Oats"?— Pat
- I used to believe that no one could hear me when I hummed — Grace
- When I was 5, I argued with a friend because I thought I never have been 3 years oldAnon
- I used to beleive that if you point at a graveyard, it would point back!!(whatever that meant)— scary ashley
- I used to believe anyone who disagreed with me was an idiot.— Catte