When I was in the first grade, I believed it was against the rules to poo at school. Any time I felt the urge to do so, I would go to the school office and tell them I was sick and needed to go home. My mother eventually took me to see our doctor.
Fifty years later, I still will not poo anywhere but home.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing
others believed things like this
- I used to think that if I was home sick that no one else could go to school either. (it was MY school)— kirk
- I thought pretending I was sick to stay home from school was called cookie not hookie.— Jen
- I used to think that when i went home from school everyone else ceased to exist.Anon
- When I was a kid, I believed that bible school was "beauty school", and called it that all the time.— Dana
- I used to believe that the people who take your blood at the doctor's office were vampires. — Andy
- Right when I started school, I believed that you could get kicked out of school for chewing gum. — Rheeb