As a child I believed that God created the world, and Jesus painted it. Hehe, as an adult, it's almost correct! ;)
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that killer bees would take over the world by the time I was an adult.— Kristy O.
- When I was a child, I thought that grown-ups were adult.— Gloria
- When I was little, I believed that my Dad worked in a factory where they painted peas green!— Hannah G.
- When I was a child my mom told me that when it rained it was because the baby Jesus was crying.— Tatiana
- I believed that wind was caused because the trees moved. I was completely sure my conclusion was correct.— Glenr
- I used to think the song"jesus, oh what a wonderful child so holy, meek and mild" was "so holy, Mickey Mouse"— Stephani