Back when McDonald's put "Smiles: Free" on their menu, I thought that smiles were something you could order. I always wanted to ask for one, but I was too shy to ask.
A childhood belief about excursions

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that Moon is the kid of Sun, because it has less light and Moon smiles with kids. — Syed Arbab Ahmed
- When I first heard Matt Monro's song "Born Free," I thought he was singing "Porn Free."Anon
- I used to believe that with a credit card, you could get anything you wanted for free.— Anonymous
- I used to believe that "gluten free" meant you could eat as much as you wanted without getting full or fat— Jess
- When i was a tiny lad, I used to think drug free zones were places where you can get drugs for free— Spencer
- i thought there was a door in the back of the tv and if you wanted to be on tv you just walk in— fred