When I was about 5 I told my family that I felt bad for God - Since farts are hot air and hot air rises - God must live with all the farts from the world!
A childhood belief about farting
others believed things like this
- my mom told me that if i held in too many farts, i would explode. i took it seriously.— ginger
- Farts really are Barking Spiders, right?Anon
- i used to think that farts came out as a little orange cloud.— mh
- I use to believe I had holes in my bum cheeks for my farts to come out— jackL
- I used to think that motorcycles were propelled by farts.— Meredith
- I used to beleieve that farts can make you float.— I beleieve I can fly.....