Around the age of eleven or twelve, I thought the Bananarama song Venus sang "I'm your penis" [I'm your Venus]. I was scandalized every time I heard it.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics
others believed things like this
- I used to think that Bananarama's song "I'm You Venus" was "I'm Your Penis"Anon
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I thought venus fly traps are from the planet Venus— Ted Snow
- I used to believe that Venetian blinds came from Venus.— Valerie
- I used to believe that if you put your hand in a venus fly trap it would eat it.Anon
- I believed a star that I later found out was the planet Venus was the Tooth Fairy— Jillybean