A childhood belief about condoms

When I was little, I was taught by my fouth grade teacher that if I didn't know what a work ment to annalyze it, and try to figure out what it meant from that.

Well one day, my friend Mercedes asked me what a condom was. She'd over heard her parents the night before, but was too embarrased to tell me.

So we sat down, and used our teachers method to try and figure out what it ment. This is what we came up with.

Con- A crook, robber, theif. Like A girl named Natasha in our class.

Dom - We miss spelled this and thought it was Dumb... so - an idiot, someone with no sense, someone who's stupid.

So when we but it together we ened up with this:

Comdon: A stupid crook!

The next day, I got into a big fight with that Natasha girl. So, I thought I would be smart and yelled. 'NATASHA YOUR A CONDOM!'

Lets just say lunchtime wasn't spent outside that day...