when i was younger(about 10 or 11) my parents never used to use me and my sisters names. like one time my sister was in the people next doors drive way and my dad yelled DAMNIT! WILL YOU GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE". or like one time when i was in the bathroom for a really long time my mom yelled " JESUS CRIST! WILL YOU GET YOUR ASS OUTTA THERE"?. So one time it was raining out side and i was still outside playing and my dad came to the door and yelled "DAMNIT! GET IN HERE"?. i looked up at him and said "Dad i'm jesus crist".
A childhood belief about names

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that if it was raining, it was raining all over the world at the same time!— stuart bradley
- For along time I thought the Middle East and Eastern Europe were just different names for the same place!— Helllowerer
- I used to believe that every country in the world had the same time. Guess I didn't consider time zones eh?— what are time zones again
- As a kid every time I heard a person say "it's about time" I always replied "so what about it?"— Eli the Kid
- My parents told me that Jesus visited Santa Claus when he was dead for three days. — Rick Hamell
- I thought the mole on my arm was from a bug pooping on my arm a long time agoAnon