When I was litte I used to go around saying the joke 'save a cow, eat a beaver' to everyone since people seemed to think it was so funny. I thought it was just supposed to be funny because eating a beaver would be gross. I stopped saying it when people got uncomfortable and all conversations came to a halt.
A childhood belief about oral sex

others believed things like this
- I thought for a long time that beaver and badger are the same animal— Ted Snow
- I thought there was a beaver living in the toilet that would bite me if I wasn't ever vigilant. — Camille
- i used to belive a fever was a beaver crawling in my head i no right?— poe
- when i was litte
I used to believe that white people had white blood and black people had black blood.Anon - As a kid I thought dogs stupid but funny and that cats were evil demons. — Gemini
- I thought the expression "so funny I forgot to laugh" was literal instead of sarcastic— Not so funny after all