When I was in grade school I never wanted to use the school bathroom stall with an air vent above it. I thought the janitor hid up there and watched me while I peed
A childhood belief about bathrooms

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that there was only one janitor who traveled around from school to school cleaning up.— Joey Pilot
- A[n] nth grade teacher only had to finish the nth grade when he or she was in school.— MD Caruso
- when i first started school i thought the teachers lived in the school and slept on the tables.— emma
- When I was in elementary school nuns cam to our school. I thought that 'nun' meant they had no religion.Anon
- When I was a child, I used to think that one day my brother and I would be in the same grade at school.— Alexis Yahir López
- When a "mean girl" in early grade school asked me if I was a virgin I answered "no I am catholic."— Hilary