My elementary school was very big on teaching us that litter was bad. I misheard the word as "glitter".
When my brother tried to drop a cup outside the window of our car once in a parking lot, I told him grumpily, "No glittering." I imagined that all the litter, if left on the sidewalk for long enough, would turn into glitter. Of course it made sense that glittering wasn't allowed--glitter was a pain to clean up if there was a lot of it spilled!
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- That the "glitter" in crispy snow was angels— HH
- i used to think glitter was so awesome and edible. i liked having shiny teeth.Anon
- No littering $500 fine
I better litter so I don’t get fined!!Anon - When my daughter was 3, she saw a cat using a litter box. She thought it was building a sand castle.— Debbie the Bad Swimmer
- When I was in elementary school I use to think that teacher lived at school at their desks all year long.Anon
- My brother told me that I would turn into a boy when I got older. It made me cry.— Sarah