I remember going to church and hearing that lamb of god thing and thinking it was written about Gods pet sheep.
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- My Dad had me believe - for YEARS - that Lamb meat was man made.— Anthony
- when i was little, my mom told me if you ate to much salt, you'd wake up turned into a lamb. — Kristina
- When I was a kid I thought Mary had a little lamb whose FLEAS were white as snow.— jen
- i used to belive santa was gods brother— jimmy
- I used to believe that all of the human beings were Gods little dolls.— Danielle
- when i was little i told my brother that when it rained it was gods toilet overflowing— Lisa J