When I was little, my older neighbor and his friend were talking, and I heard them say something about watching porn. I figured porn was another word for movie, and therefore wanted to watch one. I went up to my mother, put on my "Big Girl Face" and proudly told her that I wanted to watch a porn with her.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that porn was a religon.
— Karen - When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"Anon
- When I first heard Matt Monro's song "Born Free," I thought he was singing "Porn Free."Anon
- I used to believe that EVERYTHING we did was being filmed for someone somewhere to watch as a movie— KatBird_27
- I remember a girl in my kindergarten class told me she wanted to be a waterfall when she grew up.Anon
- My neighbor girl told me that "crazy men can have babies"— Russ