When I was little i misheard the famous lines from Romeo and Juliett. I thought she was saying "Romeo, Romeo where fart thou Romeo." I was confused and thought he just had really bad gas.
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- i was scared to fart outside in cold weather because i thought u would be able to see the steam.— xJeNneSceNcEx
- When I first met my husband, he thought women didn't fart. He was really surprised after he met me!!!Anon
- i thought that if you held in your fart you burp if you happen to hold both in you explode!— ahh!
- When I was younger I thought that the jets that leave lines in the sky were rockets — Harry
- I always thought the connectors on the telephone lines were flying turtles.— Angie B
- I thought the lines in the sky left behind by airplanes were "sky scrapers". Makes sense.Anon