In the song Winter WonderLand I thought the part about building a snowman said "And he'll say are you married? We'll say 'no man, but you can do the job when you're in town'." I thought the woman singing the song really wanted to marry a snowman
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When I was little, I thought he was called the "Abdominal Snowman" instead of "Abominable."Anon
- i used to think the song "walking in a winter wonderland" was "walking in a womens underwear"— stephen s
- I used to believe I could grow up to be a snowman.Anon
- Brown or otherwise non-white snow was snowman poop. My kids believe it too!— Dellio
- I thought the line in the song "more than a woman" was "four-legged woman".— boo
- That song that goes:
I'll never let you go...
I thought he was singing:
Another machine gun...
Haha.— Kelle