My father told me that Cheetos were actually "Cheesetoes"-severed, deep fried, and flavored toes from a human...damn yummy, though. I still love them.
A childhood belief about general
others believed things like this
- My father always told me that if I wore socks to bed I would grow hair inbetween my toes. Anon
- sophie b. hawkins. Damn I wish I was your lover. I heard Damn I wish I was your motherAnon
- Since my father had a deep cleft in his chin, I thought he was growing a tiny buttocks out of his face.— Rick
- I convinced my boyfriend that paprika flavored crisps were made from donkeys...he was 20 at the time.Anon
- when i was little i used to think i was the only human and everyone else were robots trying to act human.— Spikey
- I always hear Manic Street Preachers 'You Love Us' as 'You Love Arse'.— Lou