I used to believe when I was a kid that the lyrics to Elton John's song "Tiny Dancer" was "Hold me closer Tony Danza" because I really liked the sitcom "Who's the Boss?" growing up. It wasn't until I was a teenager that I figured out that was wrong, and to this day I still hear "Tony Danza."
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think the lyrics to Elton John's Tiny Dancer were "hold me closer Tony Danza."— kstawitz
- My friend used to believe that the lyrics to Elton John's "Tiny Dancer" were:
"Hold me closer Tony Danza"— I'm with stupid - i thought in elton john's "tiny dancer'' the chorus was "hold me closer tony danza"— d.a.
- I used to think Timmy Mallet was Tony Robinson.— Tom
- I used to believe that if i didn't eat all my frosties Tony the Tiger would come and eat me— Frostie
- As a child I used to think that Olivia Newton-John and Elton John were married.
Boy, I was way off.— Lisa