There's this commercial for the Drug-Free America campaign, where this cowboy is in the middle of the street playing a guitar and singing, but he's had a tracheotomy so he was using that little box that gives you a robot voice. Anyway, he's singing stuff like "you don't always die from tobacco, sometmes you just lose a lung" and then at the end he says "yippie yi yo ki-yay". I always thought he was actually saying, "Happy Holidays!"
I never really thought about the fact that it was April, and no holidays were taking place...
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When I first heard Matt Monro's song "Born Free," I thought he was singing "Porn Free."Anon
- When i was a tiny lad, I used to think drug free zones were places where you can get drugs for free— Spencer
- I used to think that air guitar was a style of guitar playing in rock music.Anon
- I used to believe the angels were in the speakers at church because of the loud female voice singing.Anon
- I used to believe that they secretly had school on holidays and that I was the only one who didn't know.Anon
- i used to think air guitar was the same as electric guitar, i just thought air guitar was ran by air.Anon