i used to believe if you sat on the toitlet long enough, captin hook from the movie "hook"(w/ robin williams) would come out of the hole and poke me in the butt. i still get scared today.
A childhood belief about fear of

others believed things like this
- That captain hook lived in my closet on the very top shelf.Anon
- I used to believe that a cat's butt hole was on the tip of his tail.— PANTS
- I used to think "Robin Hood and his merry men" was "Robin Hood and his *married* men."Anon
- When I was 4 i always believed that the brocolli would jumpoff the plate and eat me and today im still scared— Katrina S.
- I used to believe that Montel Williams was Oprah’s brother and that his name was “Luprah Winfrey”— Tim
- My dad thought robin feet were made out of wood because they look like twigs.— Molly